Osama bin Laden makeover
Recent footage on Al Jazeera television shows operations conducted by Al Quaeda, Marketing Division, including a makeover for head speleologist Osama bin Laden.
It seems the "khaki clad guy in the cave" image is getting a little old and they're looking at some ways to spice it up.
And if the whole "wipe out the godless Westerners" thing doesn't work out, he's got an open invitation to play a super-villain in one of the upcoming Spider-Man sequels.